Time to start the album for the Naked Politician project. I’ll add to it as time and events unfold, but these first are from the day that Southwark councillors and helpers went door to door to distribute questionaires to get feedback from Riverside Ward residents. I followed Nick, Andy and Paul, who thought I might find it pretty boring; in fact it was quite insightful. Not without incident either – at one point I was accosted by a resident who (somewhat forcefully) assured me that taking pictures in that vicinity was “against the law… against ENGLISH law…. On a SUNDAY.” Hmmm.
Most interesting for me was seeing something happen that didn’t involve mobile phones for at least… ooh.. an hour. What did people do before mobiles, and, for that matter, Blackberries?
I’m planning to do a dawn ‘til dusk day with Paul before I fly back to Prague, and I’m going to keep a log of the number of calls and the time he spends, because I swear it’s the defining activity of his working week.
Actually, I think I’ll buy him a headset for Christmas. (Don’t tell him and spoil the surprise!) It’s just that I remember learning the ways kings of old popped their clogs, all from activities associated with kinging: one died when his horse stumbled on a molehill and fell on him (or so the others on the hunting party said – not sure quite how popular he was – did it fall, or was it pushed?); one died of a surfeit of lampreys; another from a surfeit of melons… I just worry that in a couple of hundred years reading that our leaders died of low-level microwave radiation from permanently holding low-level microwave radiation emitters to the sides of their heads is going to sound just as absurd.
Me? I want to go from a surfeit of good living. My tombstone’s going to be cheap. Just three words: He was Alive.
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